by Cross Woodfield
Have you noticed nobody likes to talk about waxing?
Not that I am ANY exception—last time I went to the manicure salon and my friend yelled across the room, “Hey babygirl, are you getting a bikini wax?”
The blushing hormones radiated through my kneecaps to my cheeks and after a too-long hesitation I called back, “No I am not foregetting the teeny brats.”
Well I don’t know who the teeny brats are but I definitely will never forget them…that was the most mortifying moment of my life thus far.
So I figure maybe we can talk about it here, anonymously, in a no-boyz-allowed-treehouse kind of community…
How much do you wax?
How often?
Why?
Do you wax even if no one is going down there anytime soon?
Is a girl supposed to come out of the womb just knowing these things???
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