How Much Do you Wax?

by Cross Woodfield

Have you noticed nobody likes to talk about waxing?

Not that I am ANY exception—last time I went to the manicure salon and my friend yelled across the room, “Hey babygirl, are you getting a bikini wax?”

The blushing hormones radiated through my kneecaps to my cheeks and after a too-long hesitation I called back, “No I am not foregetting the teeny brats.”

Well I don’t know who the teeny brats are but I definitely will never forget them…that was the most mortifying moment of my life thus far.

So I figure maybe we can talk about it here, anonymously, in a no-boyz-allowed-treehouse kind of community…