by Cross Woodfield
What do you think of THIS:
Terrence Howard (seen here with girlfriend Zulay Henao), whom I know as co-star of Crash and as ex-flame of gorgeiosity Halle Berry, apparently cherishes wipes even more than we do here at SweetSpot Labs®.
Apparently a little too much.
Unfortunately (for his publicist), he is quoted in Elle offering this insight on the topic of ladyfriends and their sweet spots: “If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go in a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.”
All I have to say about this, lovelies, is that it’s called YOUR sweet spot for a reason. It’s not called Terrence Howard’s sweet spot. It’s called YOUR sweet spot because it is located on YOUR body and YOU may do with it what you please.
That’s my opinion. I mean does he wipe his sweetest spot?
That’s what I’d like to know.
If I ever passed him on the street, I’d walk right up to him and say, “Hey, Terrence Howard, what’s in your bathroom?”
(I’d say it the way Charlotte says “I curse the day you were born!” to Big.)
What do you think? How much power or say should our lovers, parents, friends have regarding our own personal hygiene (our clothes, our skin, our sweet spots)? I mean, I’d say it’s none of their business, but it kind of is. After all, they’re the ones who have to look at us.
But how far is too far?
Should the ones you love grin and make suggestions, or should they just grin and bear it?
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