
By Christiénne Miller
Swimsuit season is here ladies, and we all know there’s probably some grooming to be done. Which brings me to my latest peeve. Why isn’t there a picture chart at the salon where you get waxed, that lets you pick exactly what you want? I mean how hard would it be to have a little chart that shows the landing strip, triangle, shape of your choice, or cue ball? Seriously, more than once now I have asked for a “Brazilian” or a “Playboy” and thought I was really clear with what I wanted, only to come away with a sweet spot area that looks more like a furious Shar-pei, than something enticing. Honestly, I do my part. I have read and followed the dos and don’ts of waxing. I make sure I’m fresh and non-offensive. But my waxing requests seem to get lost in a haze of sticky confusion and pain. Let’s not even talk about the re-growth phase – just thinking about it has me rubbing up against table corners like a bear against a tree. Spa ladies, please take note. Help a girl out, yo!





