by Christiénne Miller

O.K., so I haven’t been able to stop giggling since my friend sent me an email, with this picture attached, regarding the Mile High Club. As I read her question about it’s popularity and why people consider it prestigious instead of gross, I couldn’t help but get caught up in the feeling that I was suddenly 13 years old again and let out a big eewwwwwww myself.

My first thought evoked the sense memory of airplane bathroom eau de parfum (yuck). Then my mind wandered to the cramped space, the long line of passengers waiting outside wondering what’s going on, the walk of shame back to your seat, and what I gracefully refer to as “airplane crotch”. Oh, and let’s not forget that I’ll probably NEVER request an airplane blanket again — I don’t care if it is steam cleaned and bagged.

But, as is my nature, I continued to be curious and decided to ask my husband how we could pull this off. For me, I know the whole scenario would start (and end) with an arsenal of my favorite SweetSpot Labs products — goodbye airplane crotch, hello feminine bouquet. We also decided it would have to be, most definitely, on a redeye flight. Depending on the seating arrangement, the bathroom ended up being our second choice — provided we packed our own blanket, and the flight was relatively empty.

In the end, though, we came to the conclusion that this would be a spontaneous event, which probably won’t go that well. The only reliable bright spot? My basil grapefruit on-the-go wipettes, or balancing mist, which my carry on bag is never without. We may still try it, though, who knows…eeewwwwwww.

However, if you are keen on joining this club, please take these bits of advice — one from me, and the rest from the hilarious video below. Mine first: Pack your favorite SweetSpot Labs products. Seriously, you just never know when opportunity will strike.

Now, check out this:

Air Travel: How To Join The Mile High Club

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