By Christiénne Miller

Please know that I’m snickering like a school girl as I write this post — in part because I’m imagining the look on my husband’s face were he blinded, on Valentine’s night, by my bejeweled mons, and in part because I’m painfully immature sometimes.

Seriously, though, I think there was a Sex In The City episode about this very trend.

Most recently, however, I saw it on The Doctors, as well as during a rather revealing interview Jennifer Love Hewitt had with George Lopez (I love his reaction!)

Now, in Jennifer’s interview, she confesses she had help from a friend. Not sure who would help me, so I wonder if it’s easy to do on your own?

On The Doctors, Dr. Sears voiced one of my concerns — what if a few fall off and then…you know…get “lost” down there? Or, what if they slip where you can’t see them and then they drop to the floor when you stand up from a business meeting or at your yearly check-up? O.K. Clearly I’m taking this too far into the silly zone, but I did warn you, earlier, about my mental state!

Anyhoo, if you, like I, wonder where one gets the crystals to vagazzle their vajayjay to dazzle their partner during love play — It looks as though Jo Mouselli of Xtreme Lashes is the lady to hook you up with your intimate bling.

I’m not sure why, but this little adaptation of a familiar Marry Poppins song keeps running in my head, “Rain drops on roses and crystals on sex kittens…” Honestly, don’t mind me: If you want to vagazzle your vajayjay for Valentine’s Day I say go for it!  Never mind that I’ll be just over here, placing my order for crystals along with some of that “special” chewing gum Holly wrote about last week. LOL!

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