By Christiénne Miller

Well, it’s the morning after The Bachelor night before, and surprise, surprise Vienna took the Jake prize.

But, don’t worry, we’ll still get to see him in all his hip-swiveling glory on the new season of Dancing with the Stars.

Hmmm. Maybe Vienna is the perfect match for Jake after all. It seems that they both like the spotlight and the thrill of competition, which also makes me wonder if we’re seeing a pattern emerge here.

I mean, I remember when “stars” actually had to do something to be considered a star — like singing, acting, dancing, mastering competitive sports, etc. Now, you just have to be hot and get your heart broken or be humiliated on national television in order to grab that status. I wonder what it would be like to have my heart broken on The Bachelor, win Dancing with the Stars, hop on over to Top Chef and eat too much rich food so I end up on The Biggest Loser, where I meet the love of my life and we have a dozen children due to fertility treatments gone wild to land our own reality show: Crazier By The Dozen? Being that I’m already married, I guess I’ll just have to live vicariously through these reality TV stars and all the shows they jump into.

Speaking of Dancing with the Stars — this season promises to be an incredible treat. Not only will Jake be shaking his groove thing, but any show that has Pamela Anderson, Buzz Aldrin, Evan Lysacek, and Niecy Nash — among others — is one not to miss…talk about crazier by the dozen!

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