We are compiling a list of euphemisms for vagina, here’s what we’ve got so far:
1. VaJayJay
2. Sweet Spot
3. Nether Regions
4. Private Parts
5. Down There
6. Satin Doll
7. Pussy
8. Bush
9. VaGeena
10. Good Girl
11. Punani
12. Downtown
13. Southland
14. Bald Man in a Boat
15. Pink Taco
16. Under the Hood
17. Yoni
18. Power Center
19. Below the Equator
20. Bajingo
21. HaHa
22. WhoWho
23. Giggy-Goggy (thanks Tina)
24. San-gina (thanks Crystal)
25. Puakenikeni (thanks @.@, Gina and, of course, Nicole)
26. Peen Cubby (FTW indeed, Pam)
27. Hot Pocket (thats hot, Althea)
28. Bearded Clam (thanks Grace)
29. Kitty (thanks Brooke)
30. Po-Po (thank you, Mallori)
31. Groucho (another great one from Althea!)
32. Vagoo (good one, NK)
33. Pokengkeng
34. Tulip
35. Cookie
36. Poumpoum
37. Poon (thanks Marion, I’ll have to remember that next time we talk)
38. Kadoodle Poodle (or is it, “it” thanks PattyCakes)
39. Koochi (good one Leticia)
40. Honey Pot (Said by Jamie)
41. Cho-Cha (I think I might need that pronunciation Paige!)
42. Peach (by Debbie’s BFF)
43. WhoHa (by Debbie’s husband, now we have WhoWho and WhoHa, lol!)
44. Britney (That is the funniest thing ever Debbie - “as in: Please be careful getting out of the car because I really don’t want to see your britney.”
45. Koodapappy, thanks to Mrs…
46. Tina said Tootie, we’ll talk later Tina
47. Tuna Town and Beaver (by Wax Slinger)
48. Girlie Bits and Pink Parts (Thanks Kristina very cute)
49. Amberly agrees on Beaver with Wax Slinger
50. The Pink Wonderland (by Erica)
51. Taco no cheese, meat curtains and ladylips (Ok Barbara, do you really want to refer to your vajayjay as Taco no cheese?)
52. The Power Plant (by Judith)
53. Sugar Bowl (that’s cute Carmen)
54. Tater Pie (by TCB, sounds like you might be from the south 
55. Curly Fries (from Leaf)
Sounds like men might just have food on the mind!
56. VG (RaShel also says Yoni, but it is #17)
57. The Box (by Cindy, lol)
58. Gam calls it yaya, friend calls it her hive and she calls it Caverna Magica (Great ones ChristieLynn)
59. NON (by Tina)
60. Organ Grinder (by Tangie)
61. Hot Volcano by EstheticsGirl
62. Muffin (by Sarah)
63. Whispering Eye? (by Lyndsay Faye)
64. Hinkus or Cooter (Thanks Christienne, lol)
65. Lady Lolly (Jamie)
66. Hoo-ha and Flower (submitted by Sara)
67. Puppy or Lobby-doors (thanks Vikki, thanks for the funny about Paris)
68. yum-yum (Ebony must be using SweetSpot products
69. Fruit Bat (by Toni)
70. Noonie (just sticks for Rese)
71. Hooper (lol, thanks for the visual Kelliaq)
72. Ponkie by Tina B.
73. Arla calls it her gal pal
74. Va-Junky (thanks Shelly)
75. Skull of the Skank (from Rocker Suzanne)
76. To-To or Kooch (Francesca)
77. The Woo Woo by Sheri
78. Snapper or Pink Cookie by Christy
79. Ham Wallet by Liz, lol
80. Kitty Cat (Great story Christy, lol)
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87 Comments
Giggy-Goggy
San-gina
Those are two I’ve definitely never heard of. Added to the list! Check your inboxes for an email about your SweetSpot swag!
Puakenikeni (Credit: Nicole)
Puakenikeni
Peen Cubby, FTW!
Great additions! Keep them coming!
I call mine the “hot pocket”! You know, like the food. lol
bearded clam!
new term = kitty
Mine’s runner-up name was Groucho.
Posted as suggested
Po-Po
vagoo
“cookie” and “poumpoum” are my 2 favourites
I have a friend that says cookie too, not sure about poumpoum Eleni. Have to find out how you pronounce that.
Poon!! (:
I proudly call “it” Kadoodle Poodle!!
Koochi
I don’t know PattyCakes, sounds like you call it, “it”, lol.
No one has said ‘honey pot’?
Very intriguing Jamie, thanks for your input!
Cho-Cha
for the longest time we called it “down there” but that’s not really a suitable name. then we settled on “peach” but it seemed like the boys kept bringing us back to the terms “pussy” and “cunt”. (am i allowed to say cunt on a blog??)
anyway, it wasn’t until i was an adult that i settled on the preferable term va-jay jay. FINALLY, a digestible word we can all agree on!
My husband calls it a “whoha”
My BFF calls it a “peach”
Sometimes I call it a Britney… as in: Please be careful getting out of the car because I really don’t want to see your britney.
Debbie that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! Good one.
Koodapappy
Tootie
For those older ones among us, remember that movie Grumpy Old Men? Charlie was talking about “Taking the Slow Boat to Tuna Town”…
hahaha Tuna Town…. I love it.
What about the “beaver” ????
We like “girlie bits” and “pink parts”! This is fun!
Beaver
The Pink Wonderland
hahaha my boyfriend always asks for ” taco no cheese. And dont forget ‘meat curtains’ and “ladylips’
The Power Plant.
Lady Garden
I can’t believe no one has used “sugar bowl.”
Tater Pie
well, Eve Ensler has them all in her show but my favourite has to be “curly fries”
I refer to mine as my VG. I saw that whoha was on the list already, but my sister has used that term for years. And how bout Yoni, its chinese for vagina
THE BOX
We are getting lots of great feedback, but I am wondering where we come up with these things? Just like a nickname for you spouse or your kids, how did it come about? Share a laugh, we would love to hear about it.
My Gam calls it a yaya, my latina friend calls it her hive, I just say it is the Caverna Magica = Magic cave
NON… dont know why…but its fun to say…. waxing the non.
Hot volcano
The “Organ Grinder” and Mi$$ Muffett
okay seriously! i think some of you guys are making these up just to get your swag. i never heard of some of these. i swear, the things people will do for some bidit!
Muffin… the title given by my mom when I was four
Love it! Much better than the “v” word
What about WHISPERING EYE!?!?
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Thanks for your Euphemisms!
Our family word is (drum roll please) Hinkus. I’m not sure how my mother came up with that one, but it has been a part of our family since before I was born.
My husband also has one - Cooter - which to me sounds like a type of bird or woodland creature. “Don’t leave the chocolate around, a cooter will get it…”
My boyfriend, calls it his “Lady Lolly”……..TMI?? You asked for it!
Hoo-Ha and flower
my husband always called it my “Puppy”,because one time I told him “the puppy’s barking for some”. lol! I loved the one about Britney posted here as well.If you’re going to do a Britney,what about who she learned it from? Ms.Hilton flashing her “Lobby Doors”?
my husband calls it “yum-yum”
These are so funny. I have heard the term Fruit Bat. LOL!!
Noonie!! :o) (sounds like new-knee) Since grade school…and I can’t let it go!
My husband called it “Hooper”, because it was so unshaven at one point that he said it looked like Richard Dreyfus’ character in Jaws!
Ponkie
“my gal pal”
Va-Junky!
I am a rocker kind of girl, I call it my ” Skull Of The Skank” Mess with the girl and you get the bones.
To-To, Kooch
I call it ” the Woo” Woo!
Snapper
pink cookie
Did anyone mention “Ham Wallet”?
“Kitty Cat”. Which created a traumatic experience for my sister in 2nd grade when the school photographer had a stuffed cat to help the kids smile. Him saying “smile at the kitty cat” sent her into a tizzy and she told my mom that a dirty old man tried to take her picture at school. Mom helped straighten out the dual meaning for her and all became well again.
I have variously referred to my delicate bits as Lady Parts, The Playground, and Muffy. But she’ll answer to anything if you treat her nice!
Stinkylaylay or Juice box
I had a boyfriend that called certain girls sweet spots ginkers.
Va-jinga
Jingle Jangle
My daughter came up with ‘front butt’ and it stuck - such a perfectly innocent name.
secret of joy
Peeka…as in peek-a-boo
the Red Dragon
Twat!
I most commonly call it “Vag” (pronounced “vaj”), “Ginees” (”j-eye-nees”) or “My Lady Place.”
Also, my husband refers to the female genetalia as “Pretties” when he’s being creepy.
I call it the “hey-now-now”
I’m partial to “Man Eater.” I also like “Lady Business.”
How about SPA (Special Purpose Area) - this is what my boyfriend calls it! He loves to go to the SPA.
vertical smile
slit
slash
scab
gash
bloody mary
oven
gooch
pooch
tootie as my mum called it
my cookie!
easy-bake-oven
Coochie-La La
camel toe
moose knuckle