We are compiling a list of euphemisms for vagina, here’s what we’ve got so far:
1. VaJayJay
2. Sweet Spot
3. Nether Regions
4. Private Parts
5. Down There
6. Satin Doll
7. Pussy
8. Bush
9. VaGeena
10. Good Girl
11. Punani
12. Downtown
13. Southland
14. Bald Man in a Boat
15. Pink Taco
16. Under the Hood
17. Yoni
18. Power Center
19. Below the Equator
20. Bajingo
21. HaHa
22. WhoWho
23. Giggy-Goggy (thanks Tina)
24. San-gina (thanks Crystal)
25. Puakenikeni (thanks @.@, Gina and, of course, Nicole)
26. Peen Cubby (FTW indeed, Pam)
27. Hot Pocket (thats hot, Althea)
28. Bearded Clam (thanks Grace)
29. Kitty (thanks Brooke)
30. Po-Po (thank you, Mallori)
31. Groucho (another great one from Althea!)
32. Vagoo (good one, NK)
33. Pokengkeng
34. Tulip
35. Cookie
36. Poumpoum
37. Poon (thanks Marion, I’ll have to remember that next time we talk)
38. Kadoodle Poodle (or is it, “it” thanks PattyCakes)
39. Koochi (good one Leticia)
40. Honey Pot (Said by Jamie)
41. Cho-Cha (I think I might need that pronunciation Paige!)
42. Peach (by Debbie’s BFF)
43. WhoHa (by Debbie’s husband, now we have WhoWho and WhoHa, lol!)
44. Britney (That is the funniest thing ever Debbie – “as in: Please be careful getting out of the car because I really don’t want to see your britney.”
45. Koodapappy, thanks to Mrs…
46. Tina said Tootie, we’ll talk later Tina
47. Tuna Town and Beaver (by Wax Slinger)
48. Girlie Bits and Pink Parts (Thanks Kristina very cute)
49. Amberly agrees on Beaver with Wax Slinger
50. The Pink Wonderland (by Erica)
51. Taco no cheese, meat curtains and ladylips (Ok Barbara, do you really want to refer to your vajayjay as Taco no cheese?)
52. The Power Plant (by Judith)
53. Sugar Bowl (that’s cute Carmen)
54. Tater Pie (by TCB, sounds like you might be from the south
55. Curly Fries (from Leaf)
Sounds like men might just have food on the mind!
56. VG (RaShel also says Yoni, but it is #17)
57. The Box (by Cindy, lol)
58. Gam calls it yaya, friend calls it her hive and she calls it Caverna Magica (Great ones ChristieLynn)
59. NON (by Tina)
60. Organ Grinder (by Tangie)
61. Hot Volcano by EstheticsGirl
62. Muffin (by Sarah)
63. Whispering Eye? (by Lyndsay Faye)
64. Hinkus or Cooter (Thanks Christienne, lol)
65. Lady Lolly (Jamie)
66. Hoo-ha and Flower (submitted by Sara)
67. Puppy or Lobby-doors (thanks Vikki, thanks for the funny about Paris)
68. yum-yum (Ebony must be using SweetSpot products
69. Fruit Bat (by Toni)
70. Noonie (just sticks for Rese)
71. Hooper (lol, thanks for the visual Kelliaq)
72. Ponkie by Tina B.
73. Arla calls it her gal pal
74. Va-Junky (thanks Shelly)
75. Skull of the Skank (from Rocker Suzanne)
76. To-To or Kooch (Francesca)
77. The Woo Woo by Sheri
78. Snapper or Pink Cookie by Christy
79. Ham Wallet by Liz, lol
80. Kitty Cat (Great story Christy, lol)
81. Jenny refers to her delicate bits as Lady Parts,
82. The Playground, and
83. Muffy
84. Stinkylaylay or
85. Juice Box, by Sha
86. Heather’s boyfriend sometimes uses Ginkers
87. Va-Jinga (Rob)
88. Jingle Jangle, by Erica
89. Chloe’s daughters refers to it as a “Front Butt”
90. Anne calls it her, Secret of Joy
91. ”Peeka” as in peek-a-boo (Paullie)
92. Red Dragon, good one Pria
93. Twat, by Maura
94. Mary commonly calls it Vag, or
95. Ginees (j-eye-nees), her husband refers to it as
96. Pretties
97. The “Hey-Now-Now”, by Stacy
98. Anne is partial to Man Eater, but also likes
99. Lady Business
100. MK’s calls it the SPA(special purpose area) which he visits frequently
101. Jason can’t make up his mind, he calls it the Vertical Smile,
102. Slit,
103. Slash,
104. Scab,
105. Gash,
106. Bloody Mary,
107. Oven,
108. Gooch, and
109. Pooch
110. Sara refers to it Tootie, just like her mum called it
111. My Cookie, by Susan
112. Swell, likes Easy-Bake-Oven
113. Coochie-La La (Yasmine)
114. Wisegal calls it Camel Toe, or
115. Moose Knuckle
116. Nad on the Outside, prefers Hunny Jug which reminds her of Winnie the Pooh
117. Rhonda’s friend Julles calls it Pusswalla and Julles grandmother calls it
118. Font Hiney
119. Gigi tells us in the UK they refer to it as Fanny,
120. Minge, and
121. Wanny
122. Whisker Biscuits and
123. Snatch, by Shelly
124. Little Lady, (Danay)
125. Barbie, by Pedrinisha Few
126. Virginia (is for lovers!) by Andrea
127. Tollhouse ( Juicy Gurl)
128. Caleb Hentges calls it “The Target” and is always up for target practice
129. Caslopous, by Cristina
130. Pocketbook (LadyFresh Natural Feminine Health & Hygiene)
131. Tuna Town and
132. Beaver by Wax Slinger
Do you have a unique term that isn’t already on the list? Share it in the comments.





