Vajayjay List

We are compiling a list of euphemisms for vagina, here’s what we’ve got so far:

1.   VaJayJay

2.   Sweet Spot

3.   Nether Regions

4.   Private Parts

5.   Down There

6.   Satin Doll

7.   Pussy

8.   Bush

9.   VaGeena

10.  Good Girl

11.  Punani

12.  Downtown

13.  Southland

14.  Bald Man in a Boat

15.  Pink Taco

16.  Under the Hood

17.  Yoni

18.  Power Center

19.  Below the Equator

20.  Bajingo

21.  HaHa

22.  WhoWho

23.  Giggy-Goggy (thanks Tina)

24.  San-gina (thanks Crystal)

25.  Puakenikeni (thanks @.@, Gina and, of course, Nicole)

26.  Peen Cubby (FTW indeed, Pam)

27.  Hot Pocket (thats hot, Althea)

28.  Bearded Clam (thanks Grace)

29.  Kitty (thanks Brooke)

30.  Po-Po (thank you, Mallori)

31.  Groucho (another great one from Althea!)

32.  Vagoo (good one, NK)

33.  Pokengkeng

34.  Tulip

35.  Cookie

36.  Poumpoum

37.  Poon (thanks Marion, I’ll have to remember that next time we talk)

38.  Kadoodle Poodle (or is it, “it” thanks PattyCakes)

39.  Koochi (good one Leticia)

40.  Honey Pot (Said by Jamie)

41.  Cho-Cha (I think I might need that pronunciation Paige!)

42.  Peach (by Debbie’s BFF)

43.  WhoHa (by Debbie’s husband, now we have WhoWho and WhoHa, lol!)

44.  Britney (That is the funniest thing ever Debbie – “as in: Please be careful getting out of the car because I really don’t want to see your britney.”

45.  Koodapappy, thanks to Mrs…

46.  Tina said Tootie, we’ll talk later Tina

47.  Tuna Town and Beaver (by Wax Slinger)

48.  Girlie Bits and Pink Parts (Thanks Kristina very cute)

49.  Amberly agrees on Beaver with Wax Slinger

50.  The Pink Wonderland (by Erica)

51.  Taco no cheese, meat curtains and ladylips (Ok Barbara, do you really want to refer to your vajayjay as Taco no cheese?)

52.  The Power Plant (by Judith)

53.  Sugar Bowl (that’s cute Carmen)

54.  Tater Pie (by TCB, sounds like you might be from the south

55.  Curly Fries (from Leaf)

Sounds like men might just have food on the mind!

56.  VG (RaShel also says Yoni, but it is #17)

57.  The Box (by Cindy, lol)

58.  Gam calls it yaya, friend calls it her hive and she calls it Caverna Magica (Great ones ChristieLynn)

59.  NON (by Tina)

60.  Organ Grinder (by Tangie)

61.  Hot Volcano by EstheticsGirl

62.  Muffin (by Sarah)

63.  Whispering Eye? (by Lyndsay Faye)

64.  Hinkus or Cooter (Thanks Christienne, lol)

65.  Lady Lolly (Jamie)

66.  Hoo-ha and Flower (submitted by Sara)

67.  Puppy or Lobby-doors (thanks Vikki, thanks for the funny about Paris)

68.  yum-yum (Ebony must be using SweetSpot products

69.  Fruit Bat (by Toni)

70.  Noonie (just sticks for Rese)

71.  Hooper (lol, thanks for the visual Kelliaq)

72.  Ponkie by Tina B.

73.  Arla calls it her gal pal

74.  Va-Junky (thanks Shelly)

75.  Skull of the Skank (from Rocker Suzanne)

76.  To-To or Kooch (Francesca)

77.  The Woo Woo by Sheri

78.  Snapper or Pink Cookie by Christy

79.  Ham Wallet by Liz, lol

80.  Kitty Cat (Great story Christy, lol)

81.  Jenny refers to her delicate bits as Lady Parts,

82.  The Playground, and

83.  Muffy 

84.  Stinkylaylay or

85.  Juice Box, by Sha

86.  Heather’s boyfriend sometimes uses Ginkers

87.  Va-Jinga (Rob)

88.  Jingle Jangle, by Erica

89.  Chloe’s daughters refers to it as a “Front Butt”

90.  Anne calls it her, Secret of Joy

91. ”Peeka” as in peek-a-boo (Paullie)

92.  Red Dragon, good one Pria

93.  Twat, by Maura

94.  Mary commonly calls it Vag, or

95.  Ginees (j-eye-nees), her husband refers to it as

96.  Pretties

97.  The “Hey-Now-Now”, by Stacy

98.   Anne is partial to Man Eater, but also likes

99.   Lady Business

100.  MK’s calls it the SPA(special purpose area) which he visits frequently

101.  Jason can’t make up his mind, he calls it the Vertical Smile,

102.  Slit,

103.  Slash,

104.  Scab,

105.  Gash,

106.  Bloody Mary,

107.  Oven,

108.  Gooch, and

109.  Pooch

110.  Sara refers to it Tootie, just like her mum called it

111.  My Cookie, by Susan

112.  Swell, likes Easy-Bake-Oven

113.  Coochie-La La (Yasmine)

114.  Wisegal calls it Camel Toe, or

115.  Moose Knuckle

116.  Nad on the Outside, prefers Hunny Jug which reminds her of Winnie the Pooh

117.  Rhonda’s friend Julles calls it Pusswalla and Julles grandmother calls it

118.  Font Hiney

119.  Gigi tells us in the UK they refer to it as Fanny,

120.  Minge, and

121.  Wanny

122.  Whisker Biscuits and

123.  Snatch, by Shelly

124.  Little Lady, (Danay)

125.  Barbie, by Pedrinisha Few

126.  Virginia (is for lovers!) by Andrea

127.  Tollhouse ( Juicy Gurl)

128.  Caleb Hentges calls it “The Target” and is always up for target practice

129.  Caslopous, by Cristina

130.  Pocketbook (LadyFresh Natural Feminine Health & Hygiene)

131.  Tuna Town and

132.  Beaver by Wax Slinger

Do you have a unique term that isn’t already on the list? Share it in the comments.

8 Comments

  1. Blurbious Maximus
    Posted Tuesday, March 13, 2012 | Permalink

    Twitchet

  2. Shireen
    Posted Tuesday, March 20, 2012 | Permalink

    Fur Burger is what my guy pal calls it

  3. Mona
    Posted Saturday, May 26, 2012 | Permalink

    “Hot Box”

  4. Posted Friday, July 20, 2012 | Permalink

    mine known as the kitty cat

  5. Posted Friday, July 20, 2012 | Permalink

    kitty cat

  6. Posted Friday, July 20, 2012 | Permalink

    I use to call mine hello dolly…now its simply called my Love Monkey

  7. Amber Diggs
    Posted Friday, July 20, 2012 | Permalink

    I call her peekachew ;)

  8. Debbie M
    Posted Monday, October 22, 2012 | Permalink

    My husband calls it The Peach

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